is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
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So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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