no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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