I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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