he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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