Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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