Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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