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I think I am morally bankrupt
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
God, you're like boner-b-gone
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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