It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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