This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just forgot I was standing up.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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