my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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