So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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