oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize