I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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