this must be what syphilis tastes like
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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