Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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