he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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