no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
The adults are the big ones right?
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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