I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Alive.
So much puke
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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