I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
