My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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