Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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