He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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