I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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