as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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