But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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