Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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