She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
you never un-have a 4some
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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