party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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