yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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