is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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