Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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