Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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