dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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