should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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