Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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