1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
