you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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