Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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