Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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