don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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