My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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