Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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