You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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