i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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