Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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