what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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