i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
false alarm. still invincible.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
