What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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