it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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