my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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