I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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