This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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