im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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