Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
