Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
