think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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